Candy-Coated Razor Blades: And now for something completely different.

Good EEEEEEEEvening.

Y'see, Timmy. There's a time in a man's life when he discovers the joys of cocaine and...

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HI! I like horror movies. A LOT. I like 'em so much that I want to make fun of them. ALL of them. Except maybe the ones I really like.

So come join me Monday through Friday as I smack around YOUR favorites, too! Plus, I'm all smart and junk so you might just learn something in the process.

Got a movie you want me to eviscerate? Want to tell me how much you love me and want to bear my young? Want to lay eggs in my brain? Email me!

Bob at CandyCoatedRazor dot com!

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Sunday, March 13, 2026

And now for something completely different.

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