"It's AMAZING," they said. "You'll LOVE it," they said. "It will change the way you view the world," they said.
|No, really, they actually said that.|
What we have here is another found footage nightmare. And by "nightmare" I mean "I want my 6 bucks back from the cable company because this movie is so suck-tastic that it should have bought me dinner first."
The deal is that Adam Green gets this crazy motherfucker trying to get him to make a movie about "The Marrow" except the dude is so fucking paranoid you'd think he said "Fuck it. I don't need those anti-psychotics and I think I'll start my day with a dime bag."
* The Management wishes to inform you that while he does not enjoy the mystical properties of marijuana himself, others are perfectly free to indulge.
In the process of all of these shenanigans, they lose a camera, find the freaky fucker tampering with the cameras, catch him in some gigantic lies, find out that he's approached other horror directors since they would be the only ones to believe him (they don't) and see a few sort-of-legit monsters. Most of the movie, though, is that dude from Reaper telling Adam Green and his crew to shut up and turn the lights off.
So, yeah. 90 minutes of the movie are wild goose chase. 10 minutes are a little freaky and about 2 seconds of it are actually scary.
Y'all can skip out on this one. It did not please me.