Thursday, January 10, 2013

Ugh, Seriously?

I've been home sick with a cold for the past couple of days so I've been stuck on the couch.  Medication made me pick this off of FearNet.  I cannot be held responsible.

I'm not even going to review this.  It's a horrible remake of April Fool's Day.  It didn't even really bother to change the plot.

Just FYI, indie filmmakers?  An ENTIRE cast full of deadpan snarkers?  Not going to work.

I also fully blame Nick Stahl for the downfall of indie horror.

Freaky fuckin' gnome.

I turned it off.  I'm not even sure how long I had until the end.  I don't care.


  1. I do believe Amber Benson got on Twitter and apologized for making that movie.

    1. That's kind of awesome in that whole "Halle Berry actually showing up to collect her Razzie" sort of way.

      Every single one of these kids walked through this movie stoned, I'm serious.