I've been home sick with a cold for the past couple of days so I've been stuck on the couch. Medication made me pick this off of FearNet. I cannot be held responsible.
I'm not even going to review this. It's a horrible remake of April Fool's Day. It didn't even really bother to change the plot.
Just FYI, indie filmmakers? An ENTIRE cast full of deadpan snarkers? Not going to work.
I also fully blame Nick Stahl for the downfall of indie horror.
Freaky fuckin' gnome.
I turned it off. I'm not even sure how long I had until the end. I don't care.