Because who goes to a "Noon Movie"?

Midnight Movie.  A beloved tradition for movie-goers in which cult films are shown, boyfriends try to get girlfriends to grab their dicks in the back row, nerds show up to talk over the movie, occasional costumes are worn and much popcorn is spilled.

You know?  I'm not really sure what to say about this one.

Mostly because it's so fucking BLAND!

There's not gonna be a lot of review of this one because I'm fairly certain that information I actually needed forced all knowledge of Midnight Movie out of my head.  I'm not saying it's a bad movie, I'm saying that it's intensely forgettable.  I remember more high school algebra than I do about this movie.

For serious, I want someone to watch this to remind me what it's about 'cause the only thing I remember about this is the most improbable and impractical slasher weapon, ever.

Twisty knife-thing. 

And that's about it.

I'm done.

I have reached the full extent of my film knowledge in regard to Midnight Movie.

I'm gonna go watch something GOOD, now.