What kind of drugs were Stacy Title, Jonathon Penner and Robert Damon Schneck on when they decided this was going to be a good idea? What have I told you about drugs, kids? DON'T DO DRUGS! If you do drugs, you end up with assholes like Scott Baio being insensitive dick-faces all over the landscape when you kick it.
|And former A-listers clogging your drains and making sure you don't talk about Mommy Dearest.|
So, yeah. They find a nightstand with writing all over the drawer. The writing says "Don't Think It, Don't Say It" again and again along with one large note "The Bye-Bye Man".
Now, what has daddy told you about the stupid people, kids? That's right. They're stupid. And without them we wouldn't have a movie.
|That's where you should be smacked repeatedly.|
Oh, and the psychic friend that murders her roommate and then decides she wants to take a walk on the train tracks. That was fun. But, at least they used her to bring us some Carrie-Anne Moss. She and her super-frowny-face just waltzed through this movie like "gimme my damn paycheck and fire my manager".
|You and I had a deal. I would be a second-string character in your movie and it wouldn't suck. You OWE me.|
Skip this bitch with a song in your goddamn heart unless you want to make sure that Faye Dunaway has a few years worth of Botox money. Poor thing.