So I watched it. I got my snacks and my drink and I settled into some demonic shenanigans.
Nope. Nope. Nope.
So, here's the thing. These 4 career criminals (refugees from the foster care system from the sounds of things), who all seem to be related spend WEEKS coming up with a plan to abduct and ransom a teenage girl which, for all intents and purposes, goes off without a hitch.
|There's a bell. WHY is there a bell? Is she part cat?|
So, these four douchebags (yes, including you, sole female member of the team) spend the rest of the movie getting chased by people they thought were dead, getting infected with "Tha Evuls" via spiky penis tongues and generally making use of the hastily rented abandoned warehouse .
|And making me continually give you the thousand-yard Cheech-stare because I thoroughly blame drugs for this movie.|
First of all, this has already been done and been done WELL. Take a gander at Tales from Halloween (because it's awesome) and check out the segment called "The Ransom of Rusty Rex" and you'll get a much slimmer, much more intense, and actually FUNNY version of this movie. This movie makes me wish I made better choices in life, for real. It was a bland, boring mumble-fest.
Save yourself the two hours and go walk in nature with children or something. At least then you've done something worthwhile.