Following the intrepid crew of the Lewis and Clark, Event Horizon, despite the overwhelmingly negative reviews, is just fucking horrifying and I am not ashamed to admit that I was very close to covering my eyes with my hands and shrieking like a little girl.
We start with Lewis and Clark getting dispatched to check out a distress signal from the Event Horizon. Of course, the ship's been missing for a while so people are all "What the fuck, man?" Since they're going to have to get the ship back, preferably in one piece, the crew, led by Lawrence Fishburne, have to drag along Event Horizon's designing engineer.
See, the engine he designed creates its own black hole to bridge the distance between to points in space which reduces interstellar travel time.
|Why space gotta be so fuckin' dark?|
|With this guy. And where the hell did the maggots come from?|
So, yeah. Miller decides that the ship needs killin' and the engineer decides that everybody else needs killin'. It gets trippy as fuck.
|Whoa, man. These colors are AWESOME!|