So, yeah. Anyway. My job, lately, as much as I love it, is eating my life in gory chunks and it's with THAT in mind, that I bring to you an undersung rock star of a flick, Severance.
We all know what the woods want, right?
|They worry. They should.|
|Bear traps are no one's friend.|
This is a slick one, kids. It's got plenty of comedy, which I love, a decent amount of gore and, shock of all shocks, it doesn't leave itself open for a sequel! FINALLY! Someone who understands that you CAN end a story in the last reel.
|Ah, yes. The office dickhole.|
If you haven't noticed, I'm trying, lately, not to tell the entire story. This is on purpose. I noticed that I was giving entirely too much away. As fun as it is, because my potty-mouth needs a workout on occasion, it wasn't fair. So I'll just stick to vague snarkery. I promise I'll make it worth your while.