I know I do but there are places I won't go. Australia. Haiti. Uganda.
When it comes to horror movies, though, it appears that anywhere near South America should be right the fuck off of anyone's list. So what does the couple in Devil's Due do? They take their honeymoon in the goddamn Dominican Republic.
And to add to the stupid, the newlywed wife gets her palm read which is never fucking good. Ever. You may believe in it and that's all well and good but if you want your skin and wallet to remain intact, it's probably best to leave that shit alone. Like Ouija Boards. That shit will just fuck your life up.
|You masturbate a lot, don't you?|
SO, yeah. All of this leads to OHNOES a pregnancy. Which makes the dude very happy but, of course, screws with the young wife's plans for the future. Dammit, she's never gonna graduate, now! The fact that she's pregnant with a demon and being followed around by zealot Satanists is just icing on the cake.
|HI, MOM! Love me!|
I mean, seriously? Possession by baby? Been done. Mom eating raw meat? Yep. Possessee killing the local wildlife for a snack? Checkaroonie. This is what caused the death of Bambi's mom, kids. Arranged pregnancy and Satan-baby? Done and done.
|CGI-extended Venom-jaw? Oh, yeah.|