And I do not use "monstrosity" in a "horror compliment" kind of way, here.
Boy was I wrong.
Yeah, it STARTS that way, along with a cheerleader breaking her neck which was pretty cool because this particular cheerleader happened to be a grade-A beyotch but then the stupid started happening.
|See this guy? Needs a slap in the dick. Right on the head.|
And then we get into the super-strange where the guys legitimately run the girls off the road to stop them from going to the police and turning them in for assault which, granted, on the girl's part was the correct course of action but, for realsies? Use your fucking phone.
|And then this happened.|
|Insert standard "Hot girls prowl the hallways scene" here.|
|Plus, they don't get in trouble for trespassing. Bonus.|
As long as it's not tuna salad. Nobody ever lost love over that shit.