Day 2 of Pre'Ween and I'm already disappointed. Not with the event. With Naya fucking Rivera.
Because At the Devil's Door was sooooo laaaaaame.
It's your standard Rosemary's Baby-esque dealio with a little bit of Fallen tossed in to bitch things up.
It starts with a girl in the 80s playing a game that, seriously, she should have been smart enough to say "no" to. Fuckin' teenagers. Why y'all gotta be so fuckin' dumb, for real? When you see the evil dude with the broken-down aging hooker, you don't play games of chance with them.
Anyway, she gets all possessed and shit and, because this is a body-jumper there's this whole chain of events that leads to Naya Rivera's sister being all dead. Naya, of course, has to go all Scooby-Doo on it. Like a moron.
|Just an orange sweater away...|
Oh, did I give away the ending? You really should have seen that coming. I don't care if you watch this or not because fuck me, I was bored.
|See? She gets it.|
Ms. Rivera, you're better than this. Go do better. Volunteer somewhere. Whales need help.