WELCOME TO PRE'WEEN!!! It's totally a thing that Movies at Dog Farm does and it's TOTALLY FUN! All countin' down the days to Halloween 'n' shit. Did I mention I like Halloween? 'Cause I like Halloween . 30 days left, by the way. Just sayin'.
Nothing's gonna change around here, really, but I love things that give me a reason to write.
Oooooooh, kids, I've been WAITING for this one and thanks to the auspices of TWC's On-Demand menu I HAVE WITNESSED THE AWESOME.
'Cause here's another 26 tiny slices of phonetic fear that hurts soooooo gooooooood in the form of The ABCs of Death 2.
Well, not ALL of it. Frankly, some of these, as with any anthology film, seriously suck, but the gems shine bright and I heart them.
|For real, what was this crap?|
No, seriously, there's a lot of whackadoodle shit in here, particularly from the foreign directors but we have some genuine horror, broad themes (homosexuality in not one but TWO of the shorts (not counting the faux-lesbians in A is for Amateur), religion, the plight of the millennial, capital punishment, Thai hookers, vaginal odor), a truly staggering amount of pathos, some fantastically dark humor, some quick, some taking a bit but in all of these the payoff is wonderfully gruesome.
|Stone cold bleak, yo.|
|C'mere you handsome devil you. I have candy.|
Seriously, this man should call me. My husband would totally understand. Yes, I think with my dick.
Much like the first one, this is highly recommended as a case study of mondo micro-cinema and y'all should be watching it right now. Why are you still here? Go! Shoo!