EEEEEEEE! CURSE OF CHUCKY!!!
At least, that's what I'd say if I managed to actually LIKE this one.
Our story is about Nica, a young paraplegic woman who lives with her mother (played by Fiona Dourif, Brad Dourif's daughter). Mom gets a package in the mail that happens to be a Good Guy doll and since we've all seen Child's Play, we all know that this does not bode well.
Mostly because mom gets cacked in the first 15 minutes, thereby causing the rest of Nica's family to show up.
|With the nanny. The young, homewrecking nanny.|
Mind you, Big Sis comes out with this BEFORE THE FUNERAL because Big Sis is a complete cunt. She's a money-hungry bitch who resents that her husband doesn't have a publishing job anymore and, as much as the signs say other is ACTUALLY the one who's having an affair with the nanny. We find this out later. We ALSO find out that he put a nanny-cam in Chucky's front pocket. This is a plot point.
|I'll keep you safe from your bitch of a mom! And thunder! I'm your friend 'til the end!|
No one dies at dinner but the priest that's visiting has to leave early. He gets to die in a wreck on the way home. Likely because he's slowly dying of arsenic poisoning.
Aaaaaaaaand, that's all you're getting. Over the course of the night, lots of folks die. Not necessarily in new and interesting ways but they're entertaining enough.
|Sweet dreams, bitches.|
Watch it if you want but don't say I didn't warn you.