Jen and Sylvia Soska WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!
I say all halfheartedly because, believe it or not, I liked their latest piece of horror fluff, See No Evil 2.
Not to tell you too much about the movie, 'cause it's all new and shit, picture it. A birthday party in a morgue with a recently "deceased" serial killer with religious mommy issues.
And that's all you need to know for now.
|It's rectangular and under a sheet in a morgue. I wonder what it could be?|
|She can't even.|
On the other hand, pretty drunk people get slashed in a goddamn morgue! Am I right? That's awesome, yes? Oh, look. Death and dismemberment where death gets brought to finish up the paperwork. Look at all the nifty surgical implements. Preeeeeeetty. Too bad none of them get used in favor of the giant serrated machete thingy.
But then there's all of the trope-heavy bullshit that, seriously, Soska sisters? You need to get over. You're better than this.
|For fuck's sake, just walk toward the door.|
|She drunk and doin' crazy shit.|
It's brain-candy and I appreciate that. Just don't expect award-winning caliber.
Speaking of Brain Candy! Y'all should check out Carl Bachmann's Kickstarter for his new project Party Slashers.
It looks like it's gonna be awesome and I like helping.